One day, a Shakespearean king. The next, a peach slobbering dumbass. Ah, the life of an actor!

What you’re about to seeing is disturbing. Brace yourself.

This was a fun bit of guerilla filmmaking with those hilarious goofs at The Onion. We boarded a real bus with real people, and I got to work.

Exhilarating to be seen as a disgusting slob by the entire nation, and hear from folks I hadn’t spoken to in ages!

My thanks to my professional representation at Lori Lins! I have made the big time!